You fart alone in the bathroom = you’re shy
You fart and admit it = you’re sincere
You like to smell people’s fart = you’re social
You try to hold your fart in front of people = you’re sensitive
You fart loudly = you’re on top of things
You fart and accuse others = you’re an asshole
You fart in front of lovely ladies = you’re brave
You fart continuously = you’re ridiculous
You fart when you are with people in the elevator = you’re a terrorist
You fart even when you have diarrhea = you’re daring
You fart in front of your employees = you’re a dictator
You fart in a closed place and people suffocate = you’re mean
Finally you fart with a big smile on your face = you’re the man !
